

It wasn’t long ago that he’d woken up to find that his bulletin board had fallen on him in the middle of the night. Well, hello there, Stanley Lamb-chop! It was Doctor Dan, whom Stanley had visited just after he was flattened.

A beefy boy from Stanley’s class called out, Look, it’s the poster boy for flat kids! Both sides read: THE FLYING CHINESE WONDERS! A CHINESE NEW YEAR PERFORMANCE FOR THE WHOLE COMMUNITY Stanley trudged back and forth outside the school auditorium with two giant pieces of cardboard covering the front and back of his body. The fact that Stanley Lambchop was flat did not mean he enjoyed being treated like a poster.
